Renting Animal Crossing from the library is the...
Tom Nook is still a dick though.
Got asked if I was in high school today.
Guy was very surprised to learn that I graduated college a year ago. I think I made him think about his mortality. …good…
Good deed of the day
Helped our elderly neighbor (who is some strange mix of French, German and maybe Russian) carry her laundry upstairs. Come at me, karma.
chewielewis replied to your post: Tornadoes are literally the scariest thing in the world to me. You must hate yourself if you watched them and you’re scared of them!!! I do. And everyone in my office is ignoring my shaking and crying. Weird.
Tornadoes are literally the scariest thing in the...
Why why why why why did I just watch footage of them? ugggggggggggggggh. I have nightmares about them all the time. They’re so so so scary. :(
dear friends who just finished all their college...
come to my house. I’ll make you food. We also have bars nearby. Be at my house by 2pm. See you then. kbye.
OH MY FUCKING GOD if I see one more god damned facebook status where someone is complaining that people are paying more attention to the royal wedding than dead soldiers/politics/war/clubbed seals/hangnails/spoiled milk I’m going to BREAK people’s TEETH. I think the royal wedding is neat. I’m not obsessed or googling it every five seconds. I’m also not ignoring problems...
Where does the earth get off being disgusting and torrentially raining on the morning and then being beautiful in the afternoon? How does it even do that?
stupid ass vending machine won’t take 5 dollar bills. I just want some damn pop-tarts. Only 2 more hours. I’m actually working today, and it’s as confusing as hell. And shady. Looking up mailing list distribution companies. Yuck. When I get home, I’m making soup, getting in bed and taking a nap.
THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS WERE SO GOOD.
What a quality show with quality people.
Off to get my ears lowered!
ajkoch replied to your post: effington replied to your post: day.02 - favorite… #The Scoop on Poop. My boyfriend, ladies and gents.
charlesdingus asked: i love pee wee herman!
tonyt asked: Are you Lawrence Fishbourne?
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effington replied to your post: day.02 - favorite land in the magic kingdom TELL ME ABOUT THE POOP TRAIL As you wish. (Picture me walking backwards in front of a large group of people, emphatically talking with my hands and smiling) Hey gang, take a look down. Notice anything different about the paving here in Liberty Square? There’s a darker brown, wavy path winding down the middle of...
day.02 - favorite land in the magic kingdom
(I’m only doing these on days that I’m feeling super nostalgic.) Main Street USA. I feel like I’ve said this before, so I’ll spare the speech. My second favorite is probably Fantasyland. But I really love taking people through Liberty Square, because I seem to know the most random facts about it. Do you know about the poop trail?
I should start watermarking my photos.
Oh. I’m beefing up my Photography tumblr, and I’ll show it to you all soon.
woman on the other side of the wall has been on...
talking to her daughter. Lady is more than half-deaf, so her volume increases and decreases randomly. And she goes between sounding very loving and then yelling at her to do something. So strange.
oh hey. so. easter was nice.
I had to go to church…but I made jokes through the whole thing like a good Catholic and managed to distract Alex (and sometimes his little sister) several times. Win. I got candy. And food. So yeah. Now I’m back at work. BUT ALEX AND I AND TWO FRIENDS ARE GOING TO SEE THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!
raisinbran replied to your post: you guys respond to me a lot. i like it. Curious: How long do we get to keep our Bellarmine email accounts? Whenever the Phonethon kids call you (immediately after you graduate and then a few months later) they’ll ask if you still use it. If you say yes, they’ll keep it active.
Everyone around me at Panera is now gone.
Should I leave too? Was that the universal “we’ve all been here too long, time to go” cue? I need to go to the bank and then the store. But I’m so comfy here.
you guys respond to me a lot. i like it.
taylormariegreen replied to your post: ohhh yah… practically famous… :P Soon they might put their lives in my hands as I have them crash test my cars… Did your request get approved?! chewielewis replied to your post: Older gentleman in Panera complimented me on my shoes. PANERA IS THE SHHHHHHHIT. Christ I want one up the road from me, I’d have so many babies with it. This is the first time...
I made an 'about me' page. →
Older gentleman in Panera complimented me on my...
Now we’re besties. (They’re my carpet bag oxfords.) ((I should come here more often.)) (((It’s just up the road.))))
taylormariegreen asked: ohhh yah... practically famous... :P
Out of bed by 8:30, and I've already done a full...
Umm… Who am I?
theateroftheabsurd replied to your post: The apartment is clean. FERREAL I’LL HELP YOU CLEAN IT BUT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK AND A HALF. A week and a half? June 2nd is further away than that…
Darren Criss' brother is in Freelance Whales?