Monkees party on my Spotify for the rest of the...
Our storage area has been bogarted ALL DAY.
I don’t care if you’re moving out. Make a damn path.
Sarah: I think it's time we admitted that most ladies from Kentucky are tomboys, or at least on the cusp of being one.
Me: It's true. Most of the time I sit like a baseball player rather than a debutante.
Just because you think something doesn't mean that...
fartwithheadphoneson: It only means that it’s something that you thought. You are not your thoughts. I used to struggle with this when I was growing up. I thought that if a thought passed through my mind then that was something that I thought. This led me to believe untrue things about myself and to get scared by the things I thought in passing. A great example: I would often think “what if I...
I guess I just had to get it out of my system...
out of my system out of my system
A thought about Ash Wednesday and people who think...
I stopped getting Ashes when I was a sophomore in high school. 1-Because I wasn’t in Catholic school anymore and couldn’t leave in the middle of class to go get ashes. 2-I DID that my freshman year, came back to school and almost dropped dead from the looks people gave me. No, your “there’s something on your face” jokes aren’t funny or original. No, staring...
ellievator asked: I find you to be wonderful and I can't wait to see you soon! Yay for wonderful wonderful friends!
katfish27 asked: Dearest sister, it seems we will be seeing each other this weekend. I will make sure to bring your present from Disney World so you can FINALLY find out what it even is.
disneynicole asked: any time i freak out about being accepted or getting a job. i think. what if they dont like me. and think of the pi interview and your tumblr post.
A Mardi Gras tale.
My boss was eating King Cake, and happened to find the little baby. Which he apparently knew nothing about. So, from afar, I see him pull the tiny, plastic baby from his mouth and he looked rather shocked. I run in and say, “Rich, you’re the King of Mardi Gras!” Which he wasn’t too excited about. I run back to tell my co-workers about this hilarious sight. For the...
brittianyjasmin: I’ve gotta give a shout out to these two people right here: Mr. Alex Koch (http://ajkoch.tumblr.com/) And Miss Natalie Fisher (http://natfish.tumblr.com/) They have so graciously welcomed me into their little bubble down here in Dayton, Ohio and I am so very thankful <3 You guys have been amazing and it’s been so much fun becoming immersed in your daily lives :) Love...
You can take the girl out of Kentucky...
My boss, to her daughter: Do you want to go on a service trip with me to Ecuador?
Daughter: What? No.
Boss: You said you wanted to go on a service trip with me!
Daughter: Yeah, but not that far! Ecuador is super far away.
Boss: Where do you want to go then, Kentucky?
: :they both laugh::
Me: Actually, Appalachia needs your help.
: :followed by shocked faces::
Bradley Whitford to Guest Star on Parks &... →
Though Schur hadn’t seen the finished episode yet, he said there were several small “West Wing” homages in it, and he told the director if there was room for a “West Wing”-style walk-and-talk with Amy Poehler and Bradley Whitford, he “wouldn’t complain.” But don’t look for a mini-“West Wing” reunion in Pawnee: Rob Lowe, who played Seaborn, did not share a scene with his “West Wing” castmate...
SPACE IS AWESOME.
absurdistaudio replied to your post: floodwaters replied to your photo: It’s a real… unnnggghhhh ahhhhh doctah dawwwggguhhh!
floodwaters replied to your photo: It’s a real life GPOYW. Incapable of taking a… Oh god, isn’t it awesome. Especially track 1 Can’t go wrong with Double D.
katfish27 asked: Hello. One of your followers here. My name is Katie and I think we might be related in some way, though I can't be sure.
I look like such a fucking tool in that last post.
fishingboatproceeds: wilwheaton: Just so I’m clear: Misogyny in advertising on TV is totally okay. Violence on TV is totally okay. Encouraging people to self-diagnose mental illness on TV is totally okay. Flipping the bird on TV, though, is totally not okay. Is that pretty much it? Okay, that’s what I thought. So, allow me to just say something real quick here, okay? For fuck’s sake,...
TOBY ZIEGLER IN THE NEW ONCE UPON A TIME!
You are all stars and I love you.
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